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In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Aro

In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest. – Confucius

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I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. – Patrick Henry

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