Quote by Tim Allen
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a picku

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Trust
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage
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In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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Experience
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Other Quotes from
Women
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Many women long for what eludes them, and like not what is offered them. – Ovid

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Women

I love vampire stories. Thats why I did the movie. Women especially were taken with that movie-even more so when it came out on video. – Catherine Deneuve

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Women

Its very hard for a woman in comedy. Its hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians. – Margaret Cho

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Women

There is a pride, a self-love, in human minds that will seldom be kept so low as to make men and women humbler than they ought to be. – Samuel Richardson

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Women

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I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret

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Grandparents

Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Lets love turbulence and use it for change. – Ramsey Clark

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Change

A hard beginning maketh a good ending. – John Heywood

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Beginnings

When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Relationships