Quote by Tim Allen
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a picku

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage
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Tim Allen
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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best
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Tim Allen
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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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funny
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Tim Allen
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Women
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Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. – Pat Robertson

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Women

Black women have always been these vixens, these animalistic erotic women. Why cant we just be the sexy American girl next door? – Tyra Banks

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Women

Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction. Its not 3,000. Its tens of thousands of innocent men, women and children. – Donald Rumsfeld

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Women

I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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I can tell you this: If Im ever in a position to call the shots, Im not going to rush to send somebody elses kids into a war. – George H. W. Bush

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It is when we try to grapple with another mans intimate need that we perceive how incomprehensible, wavering, and misty are the beings that share with us the sight of the stars and the warmth of the sun. – Joseph Conrad

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I want, of course, peace, grace, and beauty. How do you do that? You work for it. – Studs Terkel

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Wisdom is like a baobab tree; no one individual can embrace it. – East African Proverb

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