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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a picku

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Trust
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Tim Allen
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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car
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Marriage
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I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate. – Rita Mae Brown

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Women

Id much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and theyre the first to be rescued off sinking ships. – Gilda Radner

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Women

I get along with all the women singers, but especially Dolly Parton. We talk the same hillbilly language. – Loretta Lynn

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Women

Were there no women, men might live like gods. – Thomas Dekker

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Women

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Even when I begin with a situation thats basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places. – Paul Mazursky

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sad

The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center. So does a person. – Norman Vincent Peale

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He cast off his friends as a huntsman his pack, for he knew when he pleased he could whistle them back. – Oliver Goldsmith

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