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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a picku

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering. – Yakov Smirnoff

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Emancipation of women has made them lose their mystery. – Grace Kelly

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