Quote by Tim Allen
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a picku

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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funny
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Tim Allen
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In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. – Camille Paglia

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Ive always had the impression that real militants are like cleaning women, doing a thankless, daily but necessary job. – Francois Truffaut

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I dont love dolls. I love women. I love their bodies. – John Galliano

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Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. – Pat Robertson

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