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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra l

Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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Thats a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, Dont go changing. Well, thats easy to say, but the fact is, you dont change at all – other people do. – Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Youre only as good as your last haircut. – Fran Lebowitz

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