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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra l

Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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