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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra l

Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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