Logo
Quote by Tim Allen
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

Category:
Trust
Author
Tim Allen
Read Quote

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

Category:
car
Author
Tim Allen
Read Quote

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

Category:
car
Author
Tim Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. – Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams

Category:
Marriage

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as “the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.” – Alexander Woollcott, While Rome Burns

Category:
Marriage

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. – John Mortimer, The Trials of Rumpole

Category:
Marriage

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman

Category:
Marriage

Random Quotes

I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep. – Walt Whitman

Category:
Time

My dad remembers being in school with my uncle, and the teacher would say outright to the class that the Japanese were second-class citizens and shouldnt be trusted. – Mike Shinoda

Category:
dad

Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

Category:
funny

I dont think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. – Ben Stiller

Category:
funny