Quote by Tim Allen
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Dont marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you cant live without. – James C. Dobson

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Hes the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. – Mae West

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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