Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns