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Quote by George Burns
I cant afford to die Id lose too much money. - George Burns

I cant afford to die Id lose too much money. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where youll spend the rest of your life. – George Burns

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Future
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George Burns
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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Age
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George Burns
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Other Quotes from
Money
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Who would you want to be giving you advice? Somebody who doesnt have any money? – Suze Orman

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Money

For I can raise no money by vile means. – William Shakespeare

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Money

Money is nothing more than arrogance on paper. – Hunter Brinkmeier

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Money

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasnt got any. – George Bernard Shaw

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Money

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. – Redd Foxx

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I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears 27th birthday and for the Circus album she put out – the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. – Ron Ben-Israel

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Birthday

Todays comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Todays comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes hes telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. – Lenny Bruce

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The art of the critic in a nutshell: to coin slogans without betraying ideas. The slogans of an inadequate criticism peddle ideas to fashion. – Walter Benjamin

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Criticism