Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master. – Alexandre Dumas fils, Camille, 1852

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo – and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way. – William S. Burroughs

We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties, namely that the rich were not working because they had too little money, the poor because they had much. – John Kenneth Galbraith

Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money. – Moliere