I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858