I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns
Im substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House and Congress are at odds over what the future direction should be. Theyre sort of playing a game and NASA is the shuttlecock that theyre hitting back and forth. – Neil Armstrong