I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns