Quote by George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woma

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Age
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If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

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Hollywood
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Other Quotes from
good
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Its a good place when all you have is hope and not expectations. – Danny Boyle

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good

And above all things, never think that youre not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. – Isaac Asimov

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good

After every storm the sun will smile for every problem there is a solution, and the souls indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. – William R. Alger

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good

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So thats all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. – Ron White

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good

Random Quotes

The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett

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Cats

when god decided to invent everything he took one reath bigger than a circustent and everything began – e. e. (Edward Estlin) cummings

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Creation

It is easy for Christians to have the false impression that once we have established a relationship with Christ, which we believe sets us right with God, the problems of life will somehow scoot away or they will slowly be removed from our lives. – Charles R. Swindoll

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relationship