Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
While teaching, I also worked undercover in the lower courts by saying I was a young law teacher wanting experience in criminal law. The judges were happy to assist me but what I learned was how corrupt the lower courts were. Judges were accepting money right in the courtroom. – Samuel Dash