Quote by George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woma

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Age
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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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It is also true that one can write nothing readable unless one constantly struggles to efface ones own personality. Good prose is like a windowpane. – George Orwell

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I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess. – Angelina Jolie

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He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. – Aristotle

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You can be a good neighbor only if you have good neighbors. – Howard Koch

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