George Burns's Quote - Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woma

Quote by George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woma

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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