Quote by George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woma

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

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Dig within. Within is the wellspring of Good and it is always ready to bubble up, if you just dig. – Marcus Aurelius

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It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up, if thou wilt ever dig. – Marcus Aurelius

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else. – Kin Hubbard

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