Quote by Rob Corddry
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob C

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. – Rob Corddry

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. Youre going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. – Rob Corddry

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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

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