Quote by Craig Ferguson
If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in.

If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in. – Craig Ferguson

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Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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The War on Drugs employs millions – politicians, bureaucrats, policemen, and now the military – that probably couldnt find a place for their dubious talents in a free market, unless they were to sell pencils from a tin cup on street corners. – L. Neil Smith

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