Quote by Craig Ferguson
If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in.

If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in. – Craig Ferguson

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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. – Craig Ferguson

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Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion. – Norman Schwarzkopf

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That is what war is and dancing it is forward and back, when one is out walking one wants not to go back the way they came but in dancing and in war it is forward and back. – Gertrude Stein

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The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States – and war is what they got. – George W. Bush

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