Quote by Craig Ferguson
I realized women and humor were linked very closely. - Craig Fergu

I realized women and humor were linked very closely. – Craig Ferguson

Other quotes by Craig Ferguson

I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of – if it was during the Second World War, Id be a black marketeer, I think. – Craig Ferguson

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War
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Its the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days youve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. – Craig Ferguson

Category:
Beauty
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally, we felt close to him because we shared his lighthearted sense of humor, admired his uncommon virtue, and were moved by his remarkable wisdom. – Randy Forbes

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Humor

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. – Rod Stewart

Category:
Humor

Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. – Doris Kearns Goodwin

Category:
Humor

Negative humor is forgotten immediately. Its the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter childrens books. – Berkeley Breathed

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Humor

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Squash is boxing with racquets. – Jonah Barrington

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Science is the systematic classification of experience. – George Henry Lewes

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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? – Author Unknown

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Tattoos

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. – Author Unknown

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Baseball