Quote by Denis Leary
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin i

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and hes still as funny as hes ever been, and hes still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, Ill still be able to work. – Denis Leary

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