Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman
Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman
Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman