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Quote by David Letterman
Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then yo

Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, Ive got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isnt it? – David Letterman

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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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Intelligence
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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

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Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased. – John Steinbeck

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Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days. – Clint Eastwood

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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous nights date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldnt think of looking at another woman. – Marilyn Monroe

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New Years Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. – James Agate

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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books — what other men do not say in whole books. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

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Whenever we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is a symphony preluding on the chords whose tones we are about to harmonize. – Isaac D’Israeli, “Quotation,” A Second Series of Curiosities of Literature

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Some people are your relatives but others are your ancestors, and you choose the ones you want to have as ancestors. You create yourself out of those values. – Ralph Ellison

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To win in Australia, for me, has to be the ultimate success because the Aussies live for sport. – Ian Botham

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