Quote by David Letterman
Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then yo

Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, Ive got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isnt it? – David Letterman

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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

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Nothing else in the world… not all the armies… is so powerful as an idea whose time has come. – Victor Hugo

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We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. – John F. Kennedy

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I will continue to work as hard as I can to make this organization proud. Every time I step on the field I will give everything I have and I will leave everything I have on the field every single Sunday. – Tim Tebow

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Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past even while we attempt to define it, and, like the flash of lightning, at once exists and expires. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Money never starts an idea. It is always the idea that starts the money. – Owen Laughlin

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I want to be around for a long time, singing and making albums and movies. – Jennifer Hudson

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I think it is totally wrong and terribly harmful if education is defined as acquiring knowledge. – William Glasser

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Truth is heavy, so few men carry it. – Jewish Folk Saying

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