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Quote by David Letterman
Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then yo

Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. – David Letterman

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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, Ive got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isnt it? – David Letterman

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I think Im finally growing up – and about time. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Because when you have millions of people with this kind of need for gratification, and the culture is saying that its possible for everyone to satisfy all of their needs and desires all of the time, there are obviously going to be clashes – clashes of ego. – Taylor Hackford

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You cannot run away from weakness you must some time fight it out or perish and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand? – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I dont know one child with a full time job and children. – Bill Hicks

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All around me insisted that my doubts proved only my own ignorance and sinfulness that they knew by experience they would soon give place to true knowledge, and an advance in religion and I felt something like indecision. – Maria Monk

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