I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
As a young boy, I read Cheaper by the Dozen and immediately became neurotic about my use of time. It taxed me severely, but only for the next 50 years. But I think it also allowed me to discipline myself to sit in the chair and be a writer, where one of the most needed qualities is patience. – Ridley Pearson