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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Reconciliation requires changes of heart and spirit, as well as social and economic change. It requires symbolic as well as practical action. – Malcolm Fraser

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Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. – Robert Frost

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Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but its not quite the same thing. – Doug Coupland

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Its important to fall in love with someone you dont want to change. – Jessica Simpson

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