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Quote by George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny
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I never blame myself when Im not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isnt my fault that Im not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? – Yogi Berra

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As you grow older, you change. – Martin Scorsese

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One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen. – Philip Wylie

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The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one. – William H. Seward

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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

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You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it’s all right. – Maya Angelou

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Judging from the main portions of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy. – Walt Whitman

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The first few weeks football players look at you like you are speaking a foreign language. My job is to get them to trust me, trust the system. I ask them to run in a way that makes no sense to them. – Ato Boldon

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