Quote by George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

Category:
Money
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

Category:
work
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Other Quotes from
Change
category

I just dont believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things. – Sydney Schanberg

Category:
Change

All cities do face similar, significant trends in the future… most importantly global warming and climate change. – Cate Blanchett

Category:
Change

That sort of half sigh, which, accompanied by two or three slight nods of the head, is pitys small change in general society. – Charles Dickens

Category:
Change

I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality. – Marilyn vos Savant

Category:
Change

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How do you go from where you are to where you wanna be? And I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal. And you have to be willing to work for it. – Jim Valvano

Category:
Life

Silent men like still waters, are deep and dangerous. – Proverb

Category:
Men

Mockery is often the result of a poverty of wit. – Jean De La Bruyere

Category:
Ridicule

As a young boy, I read Cheaper by the Dozen and immediately became neurotic about my use of time. It taxed me severely, but only for the next 50 years. But I think it also allowed me to discipline myself to sit in the chair and be a writer, where one of the most needed qualities is patience. – Ridley Pearson

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Patience