I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
When you go off in the world and make your life, and you come back to your home town, and you find your old high-school friends driving in the same circles, doing the same things, thats what Hollywoods like. Its a little block, little town. It doesnt really grow or change. – Robert Rodriguez