Quote by George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Category:
Civilization
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

Category:
good
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Other Quotes from
Change
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There is certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift ones position, and be bruised in a new place. – Washington Irving

Category:
Change

As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other peoples ideas are often better than your own. Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life. – Amy Poehler

Category:
Change

The low points I had all helped make up my character, so I probably wouldnt want to do away with them because I like being flawed and I like having them help me grow and change and become better and stronger. – Drew Barrymore

Category:
Change

You cannot expect to achieve new goals or move beyond your present circumstances unless you change. – Les Brown

Category:
Change

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If I have my health I can carry on. There will be a point when I do quit but I have absolutely no idea when that is. – Alex Ferguson

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Health

Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference. – Emil Ludwig

Category:
Friendship

Americans want and deserve a broad array of health insurance choices so they can identify those that best fit their own individual or family needs. These choices expand when we allow free enterprise to foster innovation, not smother it with taxes and one-size fits all ideology. – Fred Upton

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Health

You need to find somebody who will speak the same language. We understand that we couldnt have any kind of discussion without permission, without a legal framework behind it. – Anatoly Chubais

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legal