I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
I love that for Barack, there is no such thing as us and them – he doesnt care whether youre a Democrat, a Republican, or none of the above… he knows that we all love our country… and hes always ready to listen to good ideas… hes always looking for the very best in everyone he meets. – Michelle Obama