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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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I am not trying to change the world. I am just offering my gift that God gave me, and if somebody is moved by it, thats beautiful. – Lenny Kravitz

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Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go. – George C. Wallace

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I was advised by an American agent when I was about 19 to change my surname. – Rachel Weisz

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Change is the end result of all true learning. – Leo Buscaglia

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