Quote by George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Change
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If you feel like its difficult to change, you will probably have a harder time succeeding. – Andrea Jung

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It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate. – Gloria Steinem

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The more things change, the more they are the same. – Alphonse Karr

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I dont think you can work on feelings in politics, apart from anything else, political change can come very unexpectedly, sometimes overnight when you least expect it. – Aung San Suu Kyi

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