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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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alone
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Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate. – Gloria Steinem

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The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one. – William H. Seward

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Believe it or not, lots of people change their majors and abandon their dreams just to avoid a couple of math classes in college. – Danica McKellar

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I wouldnt change a single thing, because one change alters every moment that follows it. – Sidney Poitier

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It is imperative for the health and safety of millions of workers that we ensure that breathing systems needed for protection are widely available, convenient and economical. – Bill Shuster

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of. – Michel de Montaigne

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I think Karl Rove saw that in George W. Bush early on and understood the impact that he could have on Texas politics and probably on national politics. – Ed Gillespie

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