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Quote by George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Death
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George Carlin
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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Time
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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good
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Other Quotes from
Change
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The only way to change is to vote. People are responsible. – Paul Wellstone

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Change

You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight. – Jim Rohn

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Change

The biggest danger to the European Union comes not from those who advocate change, but from those who denounce new thinking as heresy. In its long history Europe has experience of heretics who turned out to have a point. – David Cameron

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Change

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet. – Stanislaw Lec

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Change

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Theres never really been a real hood Christmas movie. – Ice Cube

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The universe is governed by science. But science tells us that we cant solve the equations, directly in the abstract. – Stephen Hawking

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Football (soccer) is a matter of life and death, except more important. – Bill Shankly

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Death

The Middle East is ailing. The malady stems from pervasive violence, shortages of food, water and educational opportunities, discrimination against women and – the most virulent cause of all – the absence of freedom. – Shimon Peres

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Food