I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
We have no reason to think that climate change is harmful if you look at the world as a whole. Most places, in fact, are better off being warmer than being colder. And historically, the really bad times for the environment and for people have been the cold periods rather than the warm periods. – Freeman Dyson