I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin