I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
Americans want and deserve a broad array of health insurance choices so they can identify those that best fit their own individual or family needs. These choices expand when we allow free enterprise to foster innovation, not smother it with taxes and one-size fits all ideology. – Fred Upton