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Quote by George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. -

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Change
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You can avoid having ulcers by adapting to the situation: If you fall in the mud puddle, check your pockets for fish. – Author Unknown

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Were not trying to change the world just music. – Jonathan Davis

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Change

The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists. – Japanese Proverb

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I have to change a lot of things before I become a good marathon runner. – Haile Gebrselassie

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It is hard, I submit, to loathe bloodshed, including war, more than I do, but it is still harder to exceed my loathing of the very nature of totalitarian states in which massacre is only an administrative detail. – Vladimir Nabokov

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Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you. – Elbert Hubbard

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Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through. – George Eliot

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From those to whom much is given, much is expected. I have been given much – the love of my family, the faith and trust of the people of New York, and the chance to lead this state. I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me. – Eliot Spitzer

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