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Quote by George Carlin
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Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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The darkness of death is like the evening twilight it makes all objects appear more lovely to the dying. – Jean Paul

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When sudden death takes a president, opportunities for new beginnings flourish among the ambitious and the tensions among such people can be dramatic, as they were when President Kennedy was killed. – Russell Baker

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The difference between art about death and actual death is that ones a celebration and the others a dull fact. – Damien Hirst

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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. – Wilson Mizner

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I did 10 years of comedies and 10 years of Westerns. I really like to stay away from car chases. I prefer the more intimate film. You have a much more direct association with the emotions. – Elmer Bernstein

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