Quote by George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My i

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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If you think aficionados of a living Constitution want to bring you flexibility, think again. You think the death penalty is a good idea? Persuade your fellow citizens to adopt it. You want a right to abortion? Persuade your fellow citizens and enact it. Thats flexibility. – Antonin Scalia

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As men are not able to fight against death, misery, ignorance, they have taken it into their heads, in order to be happy, not to think of them at all. – Blaise Pascal

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Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven. – Michelangelo

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

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Thats the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offered more movies. It doesnt matter if youre a nice guy or youre a prick. If your movies do well, theres a job waiting for you in Hollywood. Its not any more complicated than that. – Matt Damon

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Im the type whod be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasnt going to. Im the type whod like to sit home and watch every party that Im invited to on a monitor in my bedroom. – Andy Warhol

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