Quote by George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My i

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. – Marcus Aurelius

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To awake from death is to die in peace. – Douglas Horton

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Nothing in life is promised except death. – Kanye West

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The truth is that we live out our lives putting off all that can be put off perhaps we all know deep down that we are immortal and that sooner or later all men will do and know all things. – Jorge Luis Borges

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Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter. – Carol Bishop Hipps

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Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. – Frank Dane

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I went through this very serious Woody Allen phase in college and a little bit after college. I still see his movies. – Josh Radnor

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