Quote by George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My i

Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death. – Leo Burnett

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He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. – Anon.

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Disease generally begins that equality which death completes. – Samuel Johnson

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If some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction. – Jean de la Bruyere

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