Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin