Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
Computers are scary. Theyre nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve Jobs knew this. He knew that computers were bulky and hernia-inducing and Darth Vader black. He understood the value of declarative design. – Wesley Morris