Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin