Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin