Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin