Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin