Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin

Religion is just mind control. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin