Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin