Quote by George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes u

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin

Category:
Civilization
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

Category:
Camping
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

Category:
good
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funny
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I was asked to act when I couldnt act. I was asked to sing Funny Face when I couldnt sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldnt dance – and do all kinds of things I wasnt prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. – Audrey Hepburn

Category:
funny

Its funny, in a way the actor is a writer. Its not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one. – Sam Shepard

Category:
funny

Well love you just the way you are if youre perfect. – Alanis Morissette

Category:
funny

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, “Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Adversity

Reclaiming the word fat was the most empowering step in my progress. I stopped using it for insult or degradation and instead replaced it with truth, because the truth is that I am fat, and thats ok. So now when someone calls me fat, I agree, whereas before I would get embarrassed and emotional. – Beth Ditto

Category:
Truth

Ralph Keyes calls quotation collectors “quotographers,” the men and women who gather catchwords, watchwords, war words, winged words, maxims, mottos, sayings, and quips into books of a thousand pages. Through the centuries quotation collectors have saved quotations that would otherwise be lost. – Willis Goth Regier, Quotology, 2010

Category:
Quotations

Simon is cool. You know, its different if you ever see him around his mom. He acts totally different. – Ruben Studdard

Category:
cool