Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin