Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
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Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin
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