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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

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C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. – Author Unknown

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I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008

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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. – Henry Ward Beecher

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