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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

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Women
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Robin Williams
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Coffee
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This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. – Old Vaudeville Joke

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Coffee

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King

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Coffee

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? – Author Unknown

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Coffee

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Author Unknown

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Coffee

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Sleep is the best meditation. – Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama

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