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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

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Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. – Author Unknown

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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

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If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee. Sir James Mackintosh used to say, he believed the difference between one man and another was produced by the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sydney Smith, quoted in A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith: Volume I by his d

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