Robin Williams's Quote - Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown

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Coffee is not my cup of tea. – Author Unknown

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The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot. – Betty MacDonald

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C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? – Author Unknown

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A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. – Chinese Proverb

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Well, unfortunately, I have always regretted the fact that I have a temper, but I also have, you know, have great love and respect for all of the people that have worked for me. I think like everything else, this is one of those things that has been blown out of proportion. – Norman Schwarzkopf

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Thy treasures of gold
Are dim with the blood of the hearts thou hast sold;
Thy home may be lovely, but round it I hear
The crack of the whip, and the footsteps of fear. – Lydia Maria Child

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The person who lives by hope will die by despair. – Italian Proverb

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