Quote by Robin Williams
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

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Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com [Amen, Sister! —tε

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In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

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Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets

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Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself! – Author Unknown

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