Quote by Robin Williams
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Author Unknown

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Coffee: The first peripheral! – Author Unknown

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