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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

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Women
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Robin Williams
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Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. – Patricia Hampl

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Coffee has two virtues, it is wet and warm. РDutch Proverb [Quoted in P.J. Harrebom̩e, Spreekwoordenboek der Nederlandsche t

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Coffee

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. – Terri Guillemets

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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot

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