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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. – Prince Tallyrand

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams

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Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. – Terri Guillemets

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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

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