Quote by Robin Williams
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

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Coffee is not my cup of tea. – Author Unknown

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Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown

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I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person. – Author Unknown

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I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. – Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, Gilmore Girls, “Luke Can See Her Fac

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