Robin Williams's Quote - Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. – Robin Williams

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God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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I like my coffee strong, not lethal! – M*A*S*H

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin

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If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee. Sir James Mackintosh used to say, he believed the difference between one man and another was produced by the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sydney Smith, quoted in A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith: Volume I by his d

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Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. – Terri Guillemets

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