Quote by Robin Williams
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

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Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? – Author Unknown

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I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. – Author Unknown

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