Robin Williams's Quote - Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! - Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams

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Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams

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Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets

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I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. – Carly Simon

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I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. – Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, Gilmore Girls, “Luke Can See Her Fac

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What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

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A mans worth is no greater than his ambitions. – Marcus Aurelius

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