Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” – Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” – Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldnt have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams
I never can hear a crowd of people singing and gesticulating, all together, at an Italian opera, without fancying myself at Athens, listening to that particular tragedy, by Sophocles, in which he introduces a full chorus of turkeys, who set about bewailing the death of Meleager. – Edgar Allan Poe