Quote by Jonathan Swift
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. - Jonathan S

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

Other quotes by Jonathan Swift

I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves. – Jonathan Swift

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Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King

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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. – Henry Ward Beecher

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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

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