Quote by Jonathan Swift
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. - Jonathan S

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind. – Jonathan Swift

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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. – Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex Levine

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I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex. – A.C. Van Cherub, 2008

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Coffee, n. break fluid. – Author Unknown

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