Quote by Jonathan Swift
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. - Jonathan S

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

Other quotes by Jonathan Swift

Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction. – Jonathan Swift

Category:
Seduction
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves. – Jonathan Swift

Category:
Lawyers
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Where there are large powers with little ambition… nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes. – Jonathan Swift

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Nature
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Other Quotes from
Coffee
category

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Category:
Coffee

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

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Coffee

I must get up. My coffee needs me. – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

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