Quote by Robin Williams
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

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Business
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men

No gentleman ever discusses any relationship with a lady. – Keith Miller

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Men

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. – Victor Hugo

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Men

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. – Oscar Wilde

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The snow itself is lonely or, if you prefer, self-sufficient. There is no other time when the whole world seems composed of one thing and one thing only. – Joseph Wood Krutch

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The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. – Antoine-François, Abbé Prévost d’Exiles

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Through the branches of a giant redwood tree already two thousand years old floats a magnificent butterfly, whose life is only two weeks. – Dr.SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

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Once you say youre going to settle for second, thats what happens to you in life. – John F. Kennedy

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