Quote by Robin Williams
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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It is necessary for him who lays out a state and arranges laws for it to presuppose that all men are evil and that they are always going to act according to the wickedness of their spirits whenever they have free scope. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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Men

All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. – William Shakespeare

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Men

Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another but women are by nature enemies. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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Men

Men shut their doors against a setting sun. – William Shakespeare

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Men

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Almost always it is the fear of being ourselves that brings us to the mirror. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They dont mean to do harm. But the harm does not interest them. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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Im not a tough guy. Im just delivering the truth and only the truth and if you cant deal with it, too bad. – Kevin OLeary

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I just think people have a lot of fiction. But, you know, I mean, the real story of Facebook is just that weve worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is actually probably pretty boring, right? I mean, we just sat at our computers for six years and coded. – Mark Zuckerberg

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