Quote by Robin Williams
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

Other quotes by Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesnt work! – Robin Williams

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Business
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When you look at Prince Charles, dont you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? – Robin Williams

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Family
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Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise general conquer the enemy whenever they move and their achievements surpass those of ordinary men is foreknowledge. – Sun Tzu

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Men

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. – Jane Austen

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A little philosophy inclineth mans mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth mens minds about to religion. – Francis Bacon

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A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone. – Francis Picabia