My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. – Author Unknown Category: Dogs
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln Category: Dogs
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. – Peter De Vries Category: Television
Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely. – Christian Dior Category: Women
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson Category: car
