There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley