There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
These people have no religion, neither are they idolaters, but are a very gentle race, without the knowledge of any iniquity; they neither kill, nor steal, nor carry weapons… they have a knowledge that there is a God above, and are firmly persuaded that we have come from heaven. – Christopher Columbus