There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley