There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley
These people have no religion, neither are they idolaters, but are a very gentle race, without the knowledge of any iniquity; they neither kill, nor steal, nor carry weapons… they have a knowledge that there is a God above, and are firmly persuaded that we have come from heaven. – Christopher Columbus