My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith
The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith
The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith
I cant get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. – Margaret Smith
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think its funny. Youre just sitting there like, Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing? Its such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy. – Todd Phillips