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Quote by Margaret Smith
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone:

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and its not offensive, its funny? – Christopher Walken

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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon

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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

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You have to work for everything. Marriage should not be any different. – Bethenny Frankel

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Unfortunately the world is what it is now. People dont get along for whatever reason. As professional athletes, in a way were almost ambassadors for peace, because sports brings everyone together. – Venus Williams

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Here is the piece. If you cant say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment. – Ernest Hemingway

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Consider what you think justice requires, and decide accordingly. But never give your reasons; for your judgment will probably be right, but your reasons will certainly be wrong. – Lord Mansfield

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