Margaret Smith's Quote - My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone:

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone:

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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I cant get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. – Margaret Smith

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The best contraceptive is the word no â€” repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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