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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grad

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Nutrimentum spiritus (food for the soul). – Berlin Royal Library, inscription

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The student has his Rome, his Florence, his whole glowing Italy, within the four walls of his library. He has in his books the ruins of an antique world and the glories of a modern one. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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A library is but the souls burying ground. It is a land of shadows. – Henry Ward Beecher

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket

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The Federal Government is exploiting public fear to redefine the relationship between the rulers and the American people. – James Bovard

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Culture, the acquainting ourselves with the best that has been known and said in the world, and thus with the history of the human spirit. – Matthew Arnold

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Valor grows by daring, fear by holding back. – Publilius Syrus

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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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