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Quote by Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? – Kin Hubbard

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