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Quote by Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. – Oscar Wilde

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Stuffocation: being overwhelmed by the stuff one has bought or accumulated. – Author Unknown

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Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. – Author Unknown

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Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). – Neil deGrasse Tyson, 2014

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