Quote by Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. – Tammy Faye Bakker

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. – Gloria Steinem

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. – A.A. Latimer

Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyful words in the English language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying. The consumption society has made us feel that happiness lies in having things, and has failed to teach us the happiness of not having things. – Elise Boulding

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Quality is everyones responsibility. – W. Edwards Deming

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. – Author Unknown

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Were never so vulnerable than when we trust someone – but paradoxically, if we cannot trust, neither can we find love or joy. – Walter Anderson

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We have often been attracted to the story of the other, the outcast. And he and I just loved working together, so it just kept happening, and our relationship is completely bound up with our work. We enjoy each others art. – Julie Taymor

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