Erma Bombeck's Quote - The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out

Quote by Erma Bombeck

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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