He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?

It is quite a three-pipe problem. – Arthur Conan Doyle, The Red-Headed League

Herein is not only a great vanity, but a great contempt of Gods good gifts, that the sweetness of mans breath, being a good gift of God, should be wilfully corrupted by this stinking smoke. – King James I

For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking. – The Lung Association of British Colombia