It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain Category: Smoking
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan Category: Smoking
If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him, it was a really comfortable. He was a cool guy. Easy laugh, nice guy. – Mac Davis Category: cool
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Vanity