Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. – Author Unknown

Herein is not only a great vanity, but a great contempt of Gods good gifts, that the sweetness of mans breath, being a good gift of God, should be wilfully corrupted by this stinking smoke. – King James I

Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time! – “Alfred E. Neuman” (Mad Magazine)