Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say. – Mark Twain

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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Theres nothing quite like tobacco: its the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesnt deserve to live. – Moli

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice

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Pull out a Monte Cristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine fascist. – Martyn Harris

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