It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. – Mark Twain