It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain