Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. – Mark Twain

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

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It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times. – Author Unknown

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If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon? – Author Unknown

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The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow

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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…. but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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