Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

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Futility
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Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Smoking
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To that daintiest siren of puff and perfume, a Turkish cigarette. – Minna Thomas Antrim, “To La Cigarette,” A Book of Toasts, 1902

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Smoking

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless. – James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604

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Smoking

I doused the fatal instrument with lightning promptitude, but it was a good seven minutes before the last indignant handkerchief had folded its wings and gone back to its reticule and the last manufactured cough died protestingly away. – Margaret Halsey

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Smoking

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice

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Smoking

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Were it not for hope the heart would break. – Scottish Proverb

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The time you spend alone with God will transform your character and increase your devotion. Then your integrity and godly behavior in an unbelieving world will make others long to know the Lord. – Charles Stanley

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alone