It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles. – Mark Twain
The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow