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Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didnt want to smoke, but I didnt believe myself. – Barbara Kelly

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A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. – Terri Guillemets

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