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Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. – Author Unknown

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times. – Author Unknown

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The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow

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