Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didnt want to smoke, but I didnt believe myself. – Barbara Kelly

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A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. – Author Unknown

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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things arent good. Drinkings not good. Some would say milks not good. – Bob Dole

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Now Im being blamed not only for anorexia but for lung cancer. On being a high-profile social smoker – Kate Moss

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For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe. – Author Unknown #infj

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