It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain
It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain