Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

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It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain

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A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. – Terri Guillemets

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. – A.P. Herbert

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Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress. – Terri Guillemets

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Women priests. Great, great. Now theres priests of both sexes I dont listen to. – Bill Hicks

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Passover is one of my favorite times of the year. This is when the whole community and family gets together to remember who we are and why we are here. – Jennifer Wanger

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Oh, man, if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers, things would be easier. – Kyle Chandler

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Words alone cannot fully convey the realities of the soul or the greatness of the human spirit. – William Shirley

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