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Quote by Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never t

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. – Mark Twain

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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. – Mark Twain

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. – George D. Prentice

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To that daintiest siren of puff and perfume, a Turkish cigarette. – Minna Thomas Antrim, “To La Cigarette,” A Book of Toasts, 1902

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. – Author Unknown

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The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide. – Kurt Vonnegut

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When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them. – George Bernard Shaw

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The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind. – Thomas Jefferson

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Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right. – Laurens van der Post

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