A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed Category: Smoking
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams Category: Smoking
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. – Katharine Whitehorn Category: Smoking
A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. – Terri Guillemets Category: Smoking
I always think I am one of the millions and millions of people that struggles with an addiction to food. I dont know how to relax, thats my problem. – Carnie Wilson Category: Food
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck Category: mom
God answers first the prayers we should have prayed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Prayer
