The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. – Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. – Author Unknown