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Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time! – “Alfred E. Neuman” (Mad Magazine)

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed

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Tio stepped to the counter and bought a little black cigar that was strong enough to do push-ups. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise”

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It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times. – Author Unknown

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The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow

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And I now think that Stratocasters and Telecasters are way cool. – John Fogerty

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