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Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time! – “Alfred E. Neuman” (Mad Magazine)

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The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly. – George Borrow

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Pull out a Monte Cristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine fascist. – Martyn Harris

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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop — no ifs, ands or butts. – Edith Zittler

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