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Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time! – “Alfred E. Neuman” (Mad Magazine)

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If you must smoke, take your butt outside. – Author Unknown

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He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?

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To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist. – Terri Guillemets

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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