First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – Branch Rickey Category: Retirement
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret Category: Retirement
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. – R.C. Sherriff Category: Retirement
Im happy about my decision and I havent once said, I wonder if I made the wrong decision. I know its the right one. – Brett Favre Category: Retirement
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. – Aung San Suu Kyi Category: Faith
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce Category: Humor
