I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
I don’t intentionally spoil my grandkids. It’s just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. – Gene Perret