I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. – Gene Perret