When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret Category: Retirement
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop Category: Retirement
It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth mans mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth mens minds about to religion. – Francis Bacon Category: Atheism
I wasnt anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it. – Sammy Davis, Jr. Category: dad
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry Category: Grandparents