When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. – Kin Hubbard

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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar

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