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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – Branch Rickey

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When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret

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There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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