A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar
That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry
I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country. – E. M. Forster