The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons
To those who visited the old Library of Congress at the Capitol he will always be associated with it — a long, lean figure, in scrupulous frock, erect at a standing desk, and intent upon its littered burden, while the masses of material surged incoherently about him. – Herbert Putnam, of librarian Ainsworth Rand Spofford (1825–1908), 1908, wo