Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret
When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret