Quote by Gene Perret
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless yo

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel. – Gene Perret

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Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret

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Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone? And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it – Hal Borland

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Life begins at retirement. – Author Unknown

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To retire is to die. – Pau (Pablo) Casals

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash

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But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors. – Boris Johnson

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Im the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian. – Johnny Knoxville

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