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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives t

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

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The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face. – Jim Bishop

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A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. – Jim Bishop

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Dont you stay at home of evenings? Don you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet? – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret

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When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. – R.C. Sherriff

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I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career. – Mike Hammar

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I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get. – Richard Pryor

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Im like the kid in kindergarten I really do send valentines to everyone. – Susie Bright

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Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them. – Virginia Woolf

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I love to take risks, I love to travel, and Im very outdoor-sy, so any girl who can pick up a football and throw a spiral will definitely catch my attention. – Kellan Lutz

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