Quote by Jim Bishop
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives t

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

Other quotes by Jim Bishop

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. – Jim Bishop

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Daughters
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A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. – Jim Bishop

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Drinking
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The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face. – Jim Bishop

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Live Now
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Other Quotes from
Retirement
category

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash

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Retirement

I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband. – Thurgood Marshall

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Retirement

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Retirement

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. – Malcolm Forbes

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Retirement

Random Quotes

Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary to enjoy success. – Abdul Kalam

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Success

Yes is a far more potent word than no in American politics. By adopting the positions which animate the political agenda for the other side, one can disarm them and leave them sputtering with nothing to say. – Dick Morris

Category:
Politics

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. – John Burroughs

Category:
Nature

We are free, but not to be evil, not to be indifferent to human suffering, not to profit from the people, from the work created and sustained through their spirit of political association, while refusing to contribute to the political state that we profit from. – Jose Marti

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work