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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives t

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets? – Jim Bishop

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car
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A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. – Jim Bishop

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Drinking
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It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. – Jim Bishop

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Future
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Other Quotes from
Retirement
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Retirement

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. – Author Unknown

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Retirement

When some people retire, its going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference. – Virginia Graham

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Retirement

Retire from work, but not from life. – M.K. Soni

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Retirement

Random Quotes

I own that I am not a friend to a very energetic government. It is always oppressive. – Thomas Jefferson

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Government

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so theres none of that hopefully. – Jo Brand

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Death

It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in controversy — but he who has shown the better temper. – Samuel Butler

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Argument & Debate

That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. – Albert Einstein

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Faith