Quote by Jim Bishop
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives t

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

Other quotes by Jim Bishop

When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets? – Jim Bishop

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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. – Jim Bishop

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Daughters
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When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. – Gail Sheehy

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Retirement

Retire from work, but not from life. – M.K. Soni

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Retirement

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. – R.C. Sherriff

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When some people retire, its going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference. – Virginia Graham

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