Quote by Jim Bishop
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives t

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

Other quotes by Jim Bishop

When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets? – Jim Bishop

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car
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The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face. – Jim Bishop

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Live Now
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. – Jim Bishop

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Daughters
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Other Quotes from
Retirement
category

Life begins at retirement. – Author Unknown

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Retirement

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Retirement

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money. – Author Unknown

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Retirement

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons

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Retirement

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The Cold War isnt thawing it is burning with a deadly heat. Communism isnt sleeping it is, as always, plotting, scheming, working, fighting. – Richard M. Nixon

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War

The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod. – Josh Billings

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Humility

In every age “the good old days” were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them. – Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

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Nostalgia

I look at American movies, the big muscles, and try to apply that to Chinese film-making. – Ang Lee

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movies