Quote by Jim Bishop
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives t

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

Other quotes by Jim Bishop

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day. – Jim Bishop

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Age
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. – Jim Bishop

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Daughters
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Other Quotes from
Retirement
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Im happy about my decision and I havent once said, I wonder if I made the wrong decision. I know its the right one. – Brett Favre

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Retirement

When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret

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Retirement

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. – William Wordsworth

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Retirement

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. – Kin Hubbard

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Retirement

Random Quotes

Mind your own business. But love your neighbor as yourself. – David C. Hill, ***Dave Does the Blog (hill-kleerup.org/blog)

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Wise Words

As long as I can make lots of money in other businesses, Ill continue to subsidize my own work. – Francis Ford Coppola

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Money

One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys. – E. M. Forster

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Money

It is true that you cant prove a negative. However, the existence of God is provable in the same way a building is positive proof that there was a builder. – Ray Comfort

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positive