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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – its the size of the fight in the dog. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

Never wear anything that panics the cat. – P. J. ORourke

Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

Ive got a new invention. Its a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. – Lefty Gomez

Ive always been mad about cats. – Vivien Leigh

Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illegal. – Doug Coupland

People who keep dogs are cowards who havent got the guts to bite people themselves. – August Strindberg

Theres a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. Its not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana

Scratch a dog and youll find a permanent job. – Franklin P. Jones

I was a dog in a past life. Really. Ill be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. – William H. Macy

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesnt stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. – Angus Young

We have three cats. Its like having children, but there is no tuition involved. – Ron Reagan

Theres just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. – Mike Ditka

Im looking more like my dogs every day – it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. – Christine McVie

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cats ear. – Earl Derr Biggers

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin