Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. – Oliver Herford Category: pet
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. – Ziggy Marley Category: pet
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. – Mickey Rivers Category: pet
At the time I perceived most religious men, particularly the pastors with all their talk about love, faith and relationship, as effeminate. – Luke Ford Category: Faith
Boys, they cant take my refrigerator now. Theyll never get my car now. I paid cash for em and theyre mine, and Im keepin em! – Patsy Cline Category: car
