I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright