Quote by Steven Wright
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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