Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

Quote by Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

Other Quotes from

pet

category

Just watching my cats can make me happy. – Paula Cole

Category:

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. – Hal Sparks

Category:

Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill. – Michelle Malkin

Category:

Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

Category:

Random Quotes

Never for the sake of peace and quiet deny your convictions. – Dag Hammarskjold

Category:

You must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire. – W. H. Auden

Category:

Love :: Relationships

Never try to outstubborn a cat. – Robert A. Heinlein

Category:

Religion is the state of being grasped by an ultimate concern, a concern which qualifies all other concerns as preliminary and which itself contains the answer to the question of a meaning of our life. – Paul Tillich

Category: