I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright