Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Dogs are my favorite people. – Richard Dean Anderson

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I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teachers pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. – Nicole Anderson

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