Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

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We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about. – Max Cannon

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A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. – Norman Ralph Augustine

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I was a dog in a past life. Really. Ill be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. – William H. Macy

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