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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. – Robert Southey

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I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldnt get a second date. – Zachary Levi

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I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais

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You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys its primarily about the songs, its about song writing. – Chris Lowe

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