Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. – Norman Ralph Augustine

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Scratch a dog and youll find a permanent job. – Franklin P. Jones

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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