Quote by Steven Wright
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Category:
Time
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

Category:
Dogs
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Other Quotes from
pet
category

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. – Hal Sparks

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pet

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act… about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat. – Theresa May

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pet

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine. – Katie Holmes

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pet

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. – Jimi Hendrix

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pet

Random Quotes

Would that well-thinking people should be replaced by thinking ones. – Natalie Clifford Barney

Category:
Purpose

What would the world be, once bereft of wet and wildness? Let them be left. O let them be left, wildness and wet; Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet. – Gerard Manley Hopkins

Category:
Wilderness

Poetry is as precise a thing as geometry. – Gustave Flaubert

Category:
Poetry

Star Wars is fun, its exciting, its inspirational, and people respond to that. Its what they want. – George Lucas

Category:
inspirational