Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

Quote by Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

Other Quotes from

pet

category

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. – Robert Southey

Category:

Ive always been mad about cats. – Vivien Leigh

Category:

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cats ear. – Earl Derr Biggers

Category:

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like theyre looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, dont pretend to be a sports fan. – Jerry Ferrara

Category:

Random Quotes

The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world – no ideals. – Golda Meir

Category:

I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics. – Francois Hollande

Category:

The most important element of a free society, where individual rights are held in the highest esteem, is the rejection of the initiation of violence. – Ron Paul

Category:

A resilient people cherishing liberty and equality and the rule of law will endure. – Nick Rahall

Category: