Quote by Steven Wright
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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