Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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Never wear anything that panics the cat. – P. J. ORourke

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Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. – William S. Burroughs

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Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? – Alyssa Milano

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Many cats are the death of the mouse. – Kaspar Hauser

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Worry is a prayer for chaos. – Gabrielle Bernstein, Add More -ing To Your Life, 2011

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One attraction of Latin is that you can immerse yourself in the poems of Horace and Catullus without fretting over how to say, “Have a nice day.” – Peter Brodie

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Being big and famous doesnt get you more freedom, it gets you less. – Robert Wyatt

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