Steven Wright's Quote - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. - Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

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Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home. – Tony Snow

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I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine. – Katie Holmes

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One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just dont like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you dont know why theyre doing it and it doesnt make any sense. – Glenn Howerton

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Poetry lies its way to the truth. – John Ciardi

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I believe all Americans who believe in freedom, tolerance and human rights have a responsibility to oppose bigotry and prejudice based on sexual orientation. – Coretta Scott King

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For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received. – Storm Jameson

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