Quote by Doug Coupland
If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illeg

If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illegal. – Doug Coupland

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Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and its been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. – Doug Coupland

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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland

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There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: Hello, my name is Fifi and Im a labrador and I think youre great. Paw paw! – Rebecca Hall

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