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Quote by Doug Coupland
If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illeg

If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illegal. – Doug Coupland

Other quotes by Doug Coupland

It also allows you to look as though youre not particularly from the present, future or past, either. – Doug Coupland

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Theres much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the worlds probably a better place for it. – Doug Coupland

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