pet

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

When a guy tells me Im cute, its not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. – Natalie Portman

I dont have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation. – Whoopi Goldberg

Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams

Vinyl is the real deal. Ive always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you dont really own the album. And its not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive. – Jack White

My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for integrity in the dictionary. Truthful doesnt really cover it, or genuine. It should be like integritus. – Rashida Jones

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks youre a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you cant drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! – Gabrielle Union

Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure theyre getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. Thats why you have them! – Alison Sweeney

It doesnt work if the bad guys kill his mothers uncles friends neighbors pet dog. Youve got to make the stakes high. – Steven Seagal

Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

Im not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but Im not insane. – Kristin Davis

I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with – theres nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Ive been lucky. Ive made films that I really like. Its been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. Ive gone after lots of things that I didnt get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, youre lucky if you get anything. – Hope Davis

If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldnt be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. – Michael Nutter

There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: Hello, my name is Fifi and Im a labrador and I think youre great. Paw paw! – Rebecca Hall

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they dont need any spoiling or looking after. – Karl Pilkington

Ive teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets whove found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. – Josh Duhamel

It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They dont know how to set up their own bank accounts, they dont know what they are spending their money on and they cant make their own decisions. – Gary Neville

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldnt take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. – Chris Chocola

I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais