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One should never know too precisely whom one has married. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. – Author unknown

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. – Max Kauffman

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. – Lord Byron

The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane. – Joseph Collins

It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight. – John Stevenson

Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. – Author Unknown

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. – Author Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. – Oscar Wilde

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. – American Proverb

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. – Samuel Pepys

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. – Author Unknown

Marriage is not a word — it is a sentence. – Author Unknown

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. – Adela Rogers St. Johns

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. – Joseph Joubert

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. – Langdon Mitchell