Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel. – Gene Perret
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter — when she won’t take her afternoon nap, and when she won’t let me take mine. – Gene Perret