When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. – Marie Osmond Category: Marriage
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. РFran̤ois VI de la Rochefoucault Category: Marriage
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard Category: Marriage
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. – Friedrich Nietzsche Category: alone
People have often asked if Im gay because I dont go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude. – Jason Bateman Category: Attitude
