Pink Floyd is like a marriage thats on a permanent trial separation. – Rick Wright Category: Marriage
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. – William Congreve Category: Marriage
Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. – Countess of Blessington Category: Marriage
All I know is it destroyed my family, it destroyed my marriage to Sylvester and I will never get over it. – Brigitte Nielsen Category: Marriage
A budget tells us what we cant afford, but it doesnt keep us from buying it. – William Feather Category: Business
My mother was a modern woman with a limited interest in religion. When the sun set and the fast of the Day of Atonement ended, she shot from the synagogue like a rocket to dance the Charleston. – Lionel Blue Category: Religion
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense… human rights invented America. – Jimmy Carter Category: Presidents Day
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didnt: Go stick your head in the mud. – Jesse Ventura Category: Humor
