Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth. – Edwin Louis Cole Category: Marriage
I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage. – Keith OBrien Category: Marriage
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner Category: Marriage
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect. – Steve Rushin Category: Hockey