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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page. – Bill Clinton, 1996

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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. – Marilyn Manson

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