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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But thats O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. – Scott Adams

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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. – Scott Adams

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Obviously theres not much options when youre a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. – Scott Adams

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URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990s. – Chris Clark

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Using Twitter like a dandelion uses the wind… Spreading messages, not exactly knowing where they might go, some taking roots and blossoming, some making a adventurous journey through the air but not falling on fertile ground. So what? A process of beauty and joy. – Detlef Cordes, detlefcordes.org

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Internet

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. – Andy Grove

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Internet

On the internet even our privacy is public. – Terri Guillemets

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