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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams

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Business
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams

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Society
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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. – Esther Dyson

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Internet

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle, attributed

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Internet

The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy. – Abraham Lincoln

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Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement. – Oscar Wilde

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Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. – Jim Rohn

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