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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams

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Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams

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I have an almost religious zeal — not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up. – Dan Millman

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Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. – Paul Carvel

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. – Author Unknown

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We pay a price when we deprive children of the exposure to the values, principles, and education they need to make them good citizens. – Sandra Day OConnor

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Action will remove the doubts that theory cannot solve. – Tehyi Hsieh (1884–1972)

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