And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. – Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams
When you hire that first person, then youre a boss. Youve got performance reviews. Youve got complaints about not making enough money. Youve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. – Scott Adams