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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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I think Dilbert will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. Dilbert is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. – Scott Adams

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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams

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Society
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams

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The best tweets are the ones you never make. – Corey Mohler, @existentialcoms

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Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. – Dita Von Teese

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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle, attributed

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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When man lives under government, he is fallen, his worth is gone, and his nature tarnished. – Adam Weishaupt

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Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation. – Larry Flynt

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You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. – Tony Robbins

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Aside from sales, the letters from readers have been primarily positive. – Jean M. Auel

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