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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams

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The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. – Jamais Cascio

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And if we allow science to become politicized, then we are lost. We will enter the Internet version of the dark ages, an era of shifting fears and wild prejudices, transmitted to people who dont know any better. – Michael Crichton

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The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. – Author Unknown

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind it is a way of engaging reality. – Irving Howe

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And the attitude of faith is the very opposite of clinging to belief, of holding on. – Alan Watts

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I look for what needs to be done. After all, thats how the universe designs itself. – R. Buckminster Fuller

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The ablest writer is only a gardener first, and then a cook: his tasks are, carefully to select and cultivate his strongest and most nutritive thoughts; and when they are ripe, to dress them, wholesomely, and yet so that they may have a relish. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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