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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. – Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace

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The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You cant step on it. You cant go around it. Youve got to get through it. – John Evans

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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a “fix” of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. – Rob Stampfli

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The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. – Marilyn Manson

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