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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams

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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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dating
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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But thats O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. – Scott Adams

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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Internet

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. РBetsy Ca̱as Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2009 tweet, @wildthyme)

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Internet

The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. – Vinton Cerf

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Internet

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It is a measure of the framers fear that a passing majority might find it expedient to compromise 4th Amendment values that these values were embodied in the Constitution itself. – Sandra Day OConnor

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It was like in Samoa when theyd put up a movie screen on the beach and show movies and the locals would run behind the sheet to see where the people went. It was pretty grim. – Dick Wolf

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I speak onstage to try to establish some method of communication. The songs are supposed to be a way of communicating. But speech and drinks and sometimes chocolates are also a way of communicating. – Jarvis Cocker

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And I want to be able to – you know, make Republicans and Democrats famous for keeping jobs in California. – Meg Whitman

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